I am being driven to murder

I am being driven to murder. Against my will, but headed down that road just the same. Why? "This is Darwin, may I have your name please?"

Laughing Myself Awake

I woke myself up laughing this morning. I don't think I've ever done that before. I was dreaming that Drew Quizenberry (or however you spell his stupid name) was going to be on a new local Sesame Street knockoff show for kids. His costars, aside from muppets, were a chick named Nancy Grape and a guy whose last name was Levine or something. The thing that made me laugh was because I was making fun of all this, and I said shouldn't the Levine guy's last name be Cherry or Lemon or something? Then I started laughing and woke myself up.